i am one of those people that goes from being extraordinarily polite (if i'm trying) to a crazy bitch within seconds; all i have to do is get behind the wheel of a car. i suffer from road rage.for example:
when an idiot gets into the left lane because they like the view from there, or because they have no idea it's called the passing lane, and they definitely have no idea why i'm driving up their butt and flashing my brights behind them it - it agitates me. why? because it slows down not only my car, but every other idiots' car behind the asshole cruising on the left. it undermines the system created to make traffic f-l-o-w. i appreciate systems that work, and get annoyed when people don't use them properly.
if you are going at the same speed as the person to the right of you, then you have two choices: accelerate and drive ahead of them in their lane, OR drop behind them into their lane - but don't fuckin hold hands with them along the jersey turnpike. if i were a traffic cop, that's what i would ticket for.
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Ok, Ok, I promise that next time I'll veer to my right.
You get angry like Hulk. Grrrr!!!
People are dumb, but you can play dumb too, by passing them on the right (go two lanes over if necessary) and then plant your ass right in front of them and drive 5MPH slower then their cruising speed. After you annoy them for a minute (you do want to keep traffic moving, don't you?), you can press the button that pops the trunk open to launch crates of banana peels right in front of them. See how the like that! Option B: stick a banana in their tail pipe and then talk about it all day long like Eddie Murphy. Whatever it is you do, just make sure to use bananas, because it is funnier that way.
the first "then" = than
i do sometimes pass on the right - but the idiots don;t even realize what an insult that is.
i have not done the banana trick. but i would very much like to
g-sus, you're funny !!!
I would add that after passing them on the right and placed yourself in front of them you step suddenly on your brakes and have them crash on you. It is going to be their fault !!
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