instead of writing/submitting the 80 reports i had building up a couple of weeks ago, i went to petco.
i went because i thought that my dying fish just needed a companion to be happy. now i'm convinced that he's just dying...not out of loneliness, but because he is a fish.
when i realized that buying a companion fish was a little complicated because betas only like their female counterparts for a little before they eat them (rude) i decided to get a doggy bed/mat-type thing for my boyfriend's dog in case she ever visited again (note that chloe - the dog - came only one other time before the bed purchase)
1. i thought if chloe ever came again, i wanted her to feel cozy
2. why did i get a dog bed when my intention was to get a fish?
3. do you know what procrastinating is?
the reports were due today and despite not handing all of them in on time, i was very productive in my writing them today. i really need to be under a lot of stress/time constraint to be productive. unfortuneately i can only work well when i have less time than is physically needed to complete a job properly. i never read catch 22, but i think that's what that is.
ps chloe came a few days after i bought her bed and i'm pretty sure that if she could speak, she would have told me she loved it.
2 comments:
you should attach a link to ellen degeneres's take on the subject!
yes, I loved it. Chloe
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